Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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