i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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