I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My vagina is very pro this idea
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