Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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