i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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