my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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