first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Randomize
