she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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