i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
