So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Randomize
