so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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