Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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