People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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