their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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