no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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