the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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