But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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