Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
