did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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