Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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