party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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