Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Is Oprah even human
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Drunk is not a location!
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