So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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