She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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