You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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