what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
