How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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