Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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