He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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