Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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