I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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