I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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