just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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