i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
His nipple licking is glorious
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