Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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