Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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