whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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