clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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