its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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