Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
