There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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