this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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