Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
how drunk are you?
Several
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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