Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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