Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
this is an emotional support booty call
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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