I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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