my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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