She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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