He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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