My friends, they love my intelligence
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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