I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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