next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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