kristin has been a bad kristin
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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