what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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