the new term for farting is butt boxing.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I have aggressive nipples.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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