I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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