so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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